Witty answers

Q: What do you call it when you have your mom’s mom on speed dial?

A: Instagram.

Q: What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?

A: Ask for a Wii-match!

Q: Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?

A: It was a sappy one!

Q: What do you call iPhone chargers?

A: Apple juice!

Q: What happened when one cannibal arrived late to the dinner party?

A: The others gave him the cold shoulder.

Q: How does a computer get drunk?

A: It takes screenshots.

Q: Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

A: To get to the other slide.