Witty answers

Q: Which thrill ride does a wine glass love to go on the most?

A: A coaster!

Q: What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A: I have read and agree to the terms & conditions.

Q: What do you think of the love affair between sugar and cream?

A: It’s icing on the cake.

Q: Should I borrow money from an optimist or a pessimist?

A: A pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Q: What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?

A: One is bored over a man and the other is a man overboard.