Witty answers

Q: Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?

A: Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

Q: Two fish are in a tank. What does one say to the other?

A: “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

Q: Why do people say “Never criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes?”

A: That way, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.

Q: How many cats can you put in an empty box?

A: One. After that, the box isn’t empty anymore.

Q: Why wouldn’t you buy anything with velcro?

A: Because it’s a total ripoff.