Witty answers

Q: Why was King Arthur’s army too tired to fight?

A: It had too many sleepless knights.

Q: Do you think glass coffins will be a success?

A: Remains to be seen.

Q: Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law?

A: I did. He was given two consecutive sentences.

Q: The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working. Why?

A: I don’t know. It just doesn’t make any cents!

Q: How do you define the shovel?

A: It was a ground-breaking invention.

Q: Why do seals swim in salt water?

A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze.