Witty or funny answers Q: When do you go at red and stop at green? A: When you are eating a water melon. Q. Why is a bee’s hair always sticky? A. Because it uses a honey comb! Q: Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? A. Because she’ll let it go! Q: Why were you fired from the calendar factory? A: All I did was take a day off. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless. ER doctor: So, what brings you here? Patient: An ambulance! What did you expect?! |