Witty answers

Q: What do snowmen do when they’re not feeling well?

A: They take a chill pill!

Q: You find me in December, but not in any other month. What am I?

A: The letter D!

Q: What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?

A: “’Tis the season to be jelly!”

Q: What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas song?

A: “Fleece Navidad.”

Q: What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?

A: “Season’s bleatings!”

Q: What’s a golf club’s favorite type of music?

A: Swing.

Q: What’s Jack Frost’s favorite part of the school day?

A: Snow and tell.