Witty answers

Q: What kind of math do owls like?

A: Owlgebra.

Q: What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?

A: Polaroids!

A: What did the patient with the broken leg say to his doctor?

B: “Hey, Doc, I have a crutch on you.”

A: Why should you never break up with a goalie?

B: Because he is a keeper.

A: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

B: Yes, it is February 14.

A: What happened when the two vampires went on a blind date?

B: It was love at first bite.