Witty answers Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake? A: A jump rope! Q: What is a banana’s favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits! Q: What is a sheep’s favorite sport? A: Baaasket baaall!!! Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers. Q: What is a bunny’s favorite music? A: Hip-hop. Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because he saw the salad dressing. Q: What happened when the shark became famous? A: He turned into a starfish. |