Witty answers Q: How are stars like false teeth? A: They both come out at night! Q: What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A: A walkie-talkie! Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? A: Swimming trunks! Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers? A: Because they have two left feet! Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: How do you prevent a summer cold? A: Catch it in the winter. Q: What do you get a hunter for his birthday? A: A birthday pheasant. |