Funny Answers Q: Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? A: They were Prime mates. Q: Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks? A: Mini-soda! Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? A: No, they had an apple! Q: What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love? A: “I found the perfect match!” Q: Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love? A: They’re getting married in the spring! Q: Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? A: Because they’re scent-imental creatures! Q: Erin, spell mouse. A: M O U S. Q: Yes — and what’s on the end of it? A: A tail. |