Funny Answers

Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

A: Because she always runs away from the ball!

Q: Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?

A: He Neverlands!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?

A: A pie-thon!

Q: What is the hardest shape to get out of?

A: The trap-ezoid.

Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A: A giraffic jam.

Q: Why did the crab never share?

A: Because he’s shellfish.

Q: Where did the vampire college student go clothes shopping?

A: Forever 21.