Queen Elsa

Halle, a 4-year-old girl, went with her grandma to the corral on pregnancy testing day to watch as the veterinarian did ultrasounds on the cows. After a positive test, the vet shouted out, “Call it good!”

Grandma explained to Halle this meant there was a baby in the cow’s tummy.

She replied, “I don’t want to call the baby Good; I want to call it Queen Elsa.”

Lucky

Mary was discussing the expected arrival of a new brother for her 4-year-old son, Matthew. She told Matthew that people can’t predict the exact date of birth.

“You were expected on August 19,” she said, “but arrived on August 11.”

Matthew thought for a moment and then said, “Oh! I’m so lucky I was born on my birthday!”