Why did you eat him?

A 3-year-old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office.

He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?”

She replied, “I’m having a baby.”

With big eyes, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”

She said, “He sure is.”

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, “Is it a good baby?”

She said, “Oh, yes. It’s a real good baby.”

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, “Then why did you eat him?”

School hurts

Son: I can’t go to school today.

Father: Why not?

Son: I don’t feel so well.

Father: Where does it hurt?

Son: In school.