Annoyed judge A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time. Judge: “Where do you work?” Defendant: “Here and there.” Judge: “What do you do for a living?” Defendant: “This and that.” Judge: “Take him away.” Defendant: “Wait! When will I get out?” Judge: “Sooner or later.” Dumb burglar While on patrol, a policeman arrested a burglar who had injured himself running from a home. He told the policeman he had broken in and unhooked the phone before searching for valuables. But he had panicked when he heard a woman’s voice. The policeman entered the house and heard the same voice: “If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and try again.” |