Penguin field trip

A bus driver on his route sees a van from the zoo stranded on the side of the road. The zoo worker offers the bus driver US$100 to help him deliver two dozen penguins. The bus driver agrees and loads the penguins on the bus. An hour later, the zoo worker gets his van fixed and heads to the zoo.

On the road, he sees the bus driver and the penguins driving in the opposite direction. He catches up to the bus and pulls them over. The zoo worker yells, “I gave you US$100 to take the penguins to the zoo for me. Why are you still driving them around?” “Calm down,” the bus driver says. “I did take the penguins to the zoo. We had change left over, so now I’m taking them to the movies.”

Witty answers

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?

A: Shut the door. I’m dressing!