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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes
    2019-05-22  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Funny answers

Q: Why did the donut visit the dentist?

A: To get a new filling.

Q: How did the bunny rob a snowman?

A: He took out his hair dryer and said, “Give me that carrot!”

Q: Why did the bee marry?

A: He’s finally found his honey.

Q: Why does it suck to be a penguin?

A: Because even when you get angry, you still look cute.

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?

A: You stick with me and I will take you places!

Q: Why did the shark keep swimming in circles?

A: It had a nosebleed.

Ranger: Sir, you cannot fish here!

Angler: Don’t worry, I’m not fishing, I’m just teaching my worm to swim.

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