Funny answers Q: Why did the donut visit the dentist? A: To get a new filling. Q: How did the bunny rob a snowman? A: He took out his hair dryer and said, “Give me that carrot!” Q: Why did the bee marry? A: He’s finally found his honey. Q: Why does it suck to be a penguin? A: Because even when you get angry, you still look cute. Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: You stick with me and I will take you places! Q: Why did the shark keep swimming in circles? A: It had a nosebleed. Ranger: Sir, you cannot fish here! Angler: Don’t worry, I’m not fishing, I’m just teaching my worm to swim. |