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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes
    2019-05-29  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Speeding

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?

John: I was just keeping up with the traffic.

Cop: There is no traffic!

John: I know, that’s how far behind I am!

What about the cat?

Wife: Have you emptied the trash can tonight?

Husband: No, I’ll do it in the morning.

Wife: What about the cat?

Husband: I can ask but I think it might be a bit too heavy for him to lift.

Tough guy

Teacher: So kids what jobs do your parents have?

Simon: My dad is a baker.

Teacher: Very good, anyone else?

Johnny: My dad runs the local prison!

Teacher: That’s great. Is he a prison warden?

Johnny: No he’s just the toughest guy in there!

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