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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes
    2019-06-05  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Q: What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A: A maybe.

Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?

A. He Neverlands!

Q. What’s a banana peel’s favorite type of shoe?

A. Slippers!

Q. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

A. Hi, bud!

Q. How do vampires start their letters?

A. “Tomb it may concern…”

Q. Why was the broom late for school?

A. It overswept!

Q. What do you call a duck that loves making jokes?

A. A wise-quacker!

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