Shall we cross?

Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, and one asks the other, “So, shall we cross?”

The other shakes his head, “No way, look at what happened to the zebra.”

Employees on time

One company owner asks another, “Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the morning?”

Bill replies, “Easy. Thirty employees and 20 parking spaces.”

Forgetful

Patient: Oh Doctor, I’m starting to forget things.

Doctor: Since when have you had this condition?

Patient: What condition?

I need strength

Patient: Doctor, do you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed me yesterday?

Doctor: Yes, what’s the matter?

Patient: I would like to use it but I can’t open the bottle!