Inspection

An inspector comes to a factory that produces chicken sausages. He talks to the production manager:

Inspector: Do you also add some other meat to your products?

Manager: Yes, we do.

Inspector: Which kind?

Manager: Horse meat.

Inspector: How much?

Manager: About half-half.

Inspector: What does half-half mean?

Manager: One chicken-one horse.

Inspector: If you put so little chicken, would it be better not to even put it?

Manager: In fact, we don’t put it.

Funny answers

A: What is claustrophobia?

B: The fear of closed spaces. For example, you go to the bar and you are afraid it will be closed.

A: Why do hunting dogs have their ears down?

B: Because they got tired of listening to all the hunters’ stories.