Funny answers

Q: What is the strongest animal?

A: A snail. He carries his house on his back!

Q: What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

A: Anything you like, it can’t hear you!

Q: When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

A: When you’re a mouse!

Q: Which bird lifts the heaviest weights?

A: A crane!

Q: What day do fish hate?

A: Fry-day!

Q: Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

A: To the MOOO-vies!

Q: Why are igloos round?

A: So polar bears can’t hide in the corners!

Q: How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

A: Start from scratch!

Q: What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?

A: Swimming trunks!