Carrot ice cream

Cute little Bunny comes in a pharmacy and asks if they have carrot ice cream. “No. This is a pharmacy. We don’t sell ice cream.”

Bunny leaves. But he comes back the next day and asks, “Do you have carrot ice cream?”

“No, Bunny! This is a pharmacy. We don’t sell ice cream!”

Bunny leaves — but comes again the next day. And the next day ... until after about two weeks, the pharmacist caves in and personally gets carrot ice cream for the next time Bunny comes.

Bunny does come, and again asks, “Do you have carrot ice cream?”

“Today, Bunny, today we do!” smiles the pharmacist.

Bunny says: “Well, then, don’t eat it. It tastes horrible!”

A bat’s worst day

Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, “Do you recall your worst day last year?”

The other responds, “Yes, the day I had diarrhea!”