Witty answers Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland? A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” A: Because every play has a cast. Q: Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? A: Yeah. There’s no menu: You get what you deserve. Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: Throw him in the mainstream. Q: Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? A: They always take things literally. Q: It has four legs and it can fly, what is it? A: Two birds. Born with them A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and ... cola.” “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged, “I’m not sure; I was born with them.” |