Witty answers

Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing?

A: Because she was a little hoarse.

Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A: A spelling bee.

Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake?

A: It wanted to be a water-melon.

Q: How does the ocean say hello?

A: It waves.

Q: What did the tree say to the wind?

A: Leaf me alone!

Q: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?

A: When it’s full!

Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?

A: He’d heard that someone had stolen a base!