Witty answers

Q: Why don’t people like talking to Pi?

A: When you ask his full name he goes on forever.

Q: What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

A: Attire.

Looking younger

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asks her husband, “Darling, honestly, if you didn’t know me, what age would you say I am?”

Looking over her carefully, Andy replies, “Judging from your skin, 20; your hair, 18; and your figure, 25.” “Oh, you flatterer!” she gushes.

Then, Andy continues, “Whoa, hold on there, honey! I haven’t added them up yet!”