An angry customer

Customer: I ordered a pizza and it came with no toppings on it. It’s just bread!

Domino’s: We’re sorry to hear about this!

Customer (minutes later): Never mind. I opened the pizza box upside down.

He can’t read yet

“I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said.

“Vitamin A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked.

“It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.”