Witty answers

Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

A: Hailing taxis.

Q: Why was the cat disqualified from the game?

A: It was a cheetah.

Q: Why did the cat run away from the tree?

A: It was scared of its bark.

Q: What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?

A: A mice cream cone.

Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A: One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause.