Witty answers

Q: Did you hear about the man who was cut off on his left side?

A: Well, he’s all right now.

Q: Some people are opposite with their nose and feet. How?

A: Their nose runs and their feet smell.

Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

A: Nothing. It just waved.

Q: Why did the little boy bring the ladder to the football game?

A: He heard the Giants were playing.