Witty answers

Q: What has four wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck.

Q: Why do ducks have tail feathers?

A: To cover their buttquacks.

Q: Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she’ll just let it go!

Q: Why don’t you wear Velcro shoes anymore?

A: Because they are a ripoff.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A: Because he was feeling crummy!