Witty answers

Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

A: An investigator.

Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A: A pork chop.

Q: How do you throw a space party?

A: You planet early.

Q: Why do chicken coops (coupes) only have two doors?

A: Because if they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!