Witty answers

Q: Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

A: Because he only had one pupil.

Q: What is the only class you can plant a flower in?

A: In kindergarden.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9).

Q: What flies around the school at night?

A: The alpha-bat.

Q: What room can a student never enter?

A: A mushroom.