Witty answers Q: Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? A: Because he only had one pupil. Q: What is the only class you can plant a flower in? A: In kindergarden. Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9). Q: What flies around the school at night? A: The alpha-bat. Q: What room can a student never enter? A: A mushroom. |