Witty answers

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A: Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

A: A bulldozer.

Q: What did the zero say to the eight?

A: Nice belt!

Q: Where do fish keep their money?

A: In the river bank.

Q: What can you catch but not throw?

A: A cold.