Witty answers

Q: What did the frog order for lunch?

A: A burger and a diet croak.

Q: What do you call a man with a shovel?

A: Doug.

Q: Why can’t a person’s nose be 12 inches long?

A: Because then it would be a foot.

Q: What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing?

A: A corn field.

Q: What do you call the horse that lives next door?

A: Your neighbor.