Witty answers

Q: What do you call the security guards who work at the Samsung store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Q: Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?

A: Because it is too slow for fast food.

Q: Why did the motorcycle stay at home?

A: It was two-tired.

Q: What is a boxer’s favorite drink?

A: Fruit punch!

Q: What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

A: Squash.