Witty answers

There was a newspaper and a math book hanging out together.

The newspaper says to the math book, “Boy, you have a lot of problems.”

The math book says to the newspaper, “Yeah? You have a lot of issues.”

Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you?

A: Act like a nut!

Q: How does a scientist freshen her breath?

A: With experi-mints!