Witty answers Q: What do you call a hippie’s wife? A: A Mississippi! Q: What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? A: Put it on my bill! Q: Why do you hate Russian dolls? A: They’re so full of themselves. Q: Where did the computer go dancing? A: The disc-o! Q: What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A: A chipmunk! |