Football in heaven

A man who loved to play football started to wonder if there was any football in heaven. He decided to find the answer to his question, so he sought out a priest. The priest wasn’t sure, so he said he would ask God. The man went back to the priest three days later:

— Have you got a reply from God?

— Yes. I have both good and bad news.

— Okay, tell me.

— The good news is that there’s football in heaven.

— That sounds good, but what’s the bad news?

— You’re drafted for the game on Monday!