The other side

Two men meet on opposite sides of a river.

One shouts to the other, “I need you to help me get to the other side!”

The other guy replies, “But you’re on the other side!”

I don’t care

A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish.

The salesman asks him, “Do you want an aquarium?”

The guy responds, “I don’t care what star sign it is!”