Witty answers

Q: Why are frogs always so happy?

A: They eat whatever bugs them.

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: Dinner is on me!

Not in a row

I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.

I said, “Hey! The sign says you’re open 24 hours.” He said, “Yes, but not in a row!”