Witty answers

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

A: Because they make up everything!

Q: Why do you hate Russian dolls?

A: Because they’re so full of themselves!

Q: Why did the gym close down?

A: It just didn’t work out!

Q: Two artists had an art contest. What’s the result?

A: It ended in a draw!

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A: A stick!