Witty answers

Q: Why do cows wear bells?

A: Because their horns don’t work.

Q: What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

A: Attire.

Q: What do you call a small mother?

A: A minimum.

Q: What does a biologist wear on a first date?

A: Designer genes.

Q: What do zombies have for school lunches?

A: Human beans, fried legs and eyes cream.