Witty answers Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey? A: They suspected it of fowl play! Q: What sound does a space turkey make? A: “Hubble, hubble!” Q: What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? A: Lucky! Q: When do you serve rubber turkey? A: Pranksgiving! Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band? A: Because he had the drumsticks! |