Witty answers

Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

A: “If your father could see you now, he’d be turning over in his gravy!”

Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

A: “Wing! Wing!”

Q: Why can’t you take turkeys to church?

A: They use fowl language!

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

A: A turkey that can pluck itself!