Witty answers

Q: When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?

A: Because when you find it, you stop looking.

Q: What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

A: A coconut on vacation.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A: A dino-snore!

Q: What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?

A: That hit the spot!

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.