Witty answers

Q: How do you make a lemon drop?

A: Just let it fall.

Q: What did the limestone say to the geologist?

A: Don’t take me for granite!

Q: What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?

A: A wise quacker.

Q: Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

A: Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

Q: What kind of water cannot freeze?

A: Hot water.

Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A: A palm tree!