Witty answers

Q: How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?

A: You rocket!

Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

A: Spelling!

Q: Why are snails slow?

A: Because they’re carrying their house on their back!

Q: Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner?

A: He thought he couldn’t use his hands!

Q: What do you call a guy who’s really loud?

A: Mike!

Q: What is a room with no walls?

A: A mushroom!

Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A: A palm tree!