Witty answers

Q: A plane crashed in the jungle and every single person died. Who survived?

A: Married couples!

Q: Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field!

Q: What goes up and down but doesn’t move?

A: Stairs!

Q: Sandy’s mum has four kids; North, West, East, and?

A: Sandy of course!