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Jokes
    2021-01-20  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Witty answers

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?

A: A towel!

Q: What has three letters and starts with gas?

A: A car!

Q: Why do birds fly?

A: Because it’s faster than walking!

Q: Why are elevator jokes the best?

A: Because they work on so many levels!

Q: What gets bigger the more you take away from it?

A: A hole!

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