Witty answers

Q: Is it ignorance or apathy that’s destroying the world today?

A: I don’t know and don’t really care.

Q: What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A: A Mississippi.

Q: What do you call bears with no ears?

A: Bee.

Q: What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?

A: Close the door, I’m dressing.

Q: How does a squid go into battle?

A: Well-armed.