Witty answers

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.

Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?

A: A bald eagle.

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because they use honeycombs.

Q: Where do fish keep their money?

A: In the riverbank.

Q: What do you call a dog that can tell time?

A: A watchdog.